Comedy Stylings | March 4, 2016
In accordance with Indifference 2016, I have decided to post some jokes about Donald Trump that I’m sure no one who likes Trump will find funny. In fact, I already tested one today and another Trump opposer thought it was hilarious.
- I know how Trump will pay for the border wall. He’ll line the Mexico side of it with slot machines. Put in some pesos and pull the lever. If you win, you get to live in the US. Chances of winning: 1 in 3 million.
- Trump has a history of calling and writing to his detractors with angry and often profanity-laden comments, sometimes for years afterward. It’s a good thing he’s a real estate mogul, he has a lot of people living rent-free inside his head.