Days of Change

Happy Fourth of July! | July 4, 2015

Instead of rambling on, I thought I’d leave you with a comment I made about the Obama School Lunch Program.

Farmers want more money. Big farms hire lobbyists.
Government invents school lunch program to buy surplus food no one wants to buy.
Poor kids have to eat crap. Other kids’ parents won’t pay the high prices and brown bag it.
Government subsidizes lunches so much, schools make a profit from cheap meals.
Schools start making food kids want, like pizza and chicken nuggets.
More kids buy school lunch.
School lobbyists get ketchup classified as a vegetable in order to serve veg-free lunch.
Schools put in vending machines, create capitalist revenue stream.
Busy bodies see fat kids, blame fast food and TV.
Government can’t go against TV and restaurant industry, blames school lunch instead.
Government eliminates capitalism by banning unhealthy (tasty) food from machines.
Schools lose money, kids still fat.
Some beefy First Lady decides fat kids need to move at home. Kids refuse.
Beefy lady decides school lunches themselves are the problem. Effeminate husband goes along.
Government tells us food can be nutritious and taste good. Kids disagree.
Schools lose money due to higher cost of food preparation.
Schools lose money due to students brown bagging.
Schools make private lunches illegal. Now all kids have to eat crap.
Kids bring back capitalism by smuggling in salt and sugar and selling it to make lunch edible.
Government argues kids need to be retrained on what’s good. Kids still fat.

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2 Comments

  1. Happy 4th of July to you, too! 😉

    Comment by insanitybytes22 — July 4, 2015 @ 9:40 pm

  2. Effeminate husband

    Too bad Larry Sinclair was intimidated into silence.

    Comment by Mary — July 4, 2015 @ 10:13 pm


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