Right after my vague description of the purple elephant in politics, a real-life example came up. A county in Tennessee has a unique arrangement. Rural residents in Obion County do not have their own fire department. The nearby city of South Fulton has a fire department, but did not operate beyond the city limits. Instead of letting a fire rage on, South Fulton contracted with individual residents to pay a $75 annual fee to fight fires out of their jurisdiction. They are now able to take any fire call in that part of the county and protect the lives of homeowners.
The system breaks down when an occupant chooses not to pay that voluntary fee. Enough people pay $75 to make the service expense neutral even when some people just don’t think it’s worth paying. Once in a while, those residences burn. South Fulton’s response is to protect life at all costs, then let the fire burn itself out. Then the story hits the papers because “Home burns while firefighters watch, again.”
These stories are just sad. Some people blame the heartlessness of South Fulton. Others blame the ineptitude of Obion County. Others blame dumb residents who can’t come up with $75. In the blogosphere, the right is at fault for not making government services a mandatory tax. Others say it’s the fault of bloated government incompetence.
Then there are the solutions. That’s where the purple elephant comes in. Each idea may be well-reasoned, but it just didn’t happen. Pretending that a great idea can fix this is like trying not to think of that purple elephant I just mentioned. For example:
The solution is not to leave it to the individual, because some of those people are downright stupid. The solution is also not to the state, because they are downright stupid. The politics of left and right got right up and left here. What this requires is someone to make a damn decision either way. Now, if they could just move that purple elephant.