It’s turn off your lights day. Unlike the well meaning, but unlucky scientists who are attempting to study polar ice melting during an unexpected ice storm, this act of political staging was concocted at just the right time.
You see, we are in a period of northern hemispheric warming known as Spring. As such, if I turn on every single thing in my house except heat, the aggregate usage will still be lower than it was a couple of weeks ago. Good timing to show people “turned off” their life-enhancing electric products.
The current administration, which is in the dark intellectually, heat the White House to 80 degrees and leave their Blackberry chargers plugged in so their interns can always keep them powered up. Their plan to conserve is to impoverish people by taxing the life sustaining energy that heats their homes and devices that keep them safe and comfortable.
The shanty towns cropping up in California made up of people evicted from their homes are the eventual result of these cap and trade policies. Prince Charles considered the Indian slums of “Slumdog Millionaire” an example of “resilient” urban planning we may need in the future.
If that’s the case, I’m turning everything on now. Might as well use my share while I still have it.